artisanap asked: Draw me something. (Like one of your french girls.

ok…..who would you like??

4 months ago  /  0 notes

I miss the leisurely life of a paper boy

     When the end of the semester draws nigh and the world starts to become as real as life really gets, I tend to reflect on the days of old when a young Chadwick could be found tooling around Cookeville delivering newspapers without care.  Oh, the fun I had!  Oh, the countless customers I made lifelong enemies with!  It’s not my fault that sometimes a detour through a customer’s flower garden could cut off a couple minutes from my speed runs that I would periodically try to break.  I got that sucker down to 45 minutes one day.  It would take a non-reckless driver at least an hour and a half to safely deliver all the papers on my route.  I remember this one delivery where there were two houses on either side of the street and I would let go of the wheel and launch them simultaneously.  And the tips I would recieve at Christmas…don’t even get me started.  I made a killing on both money and baked goods every year without fail.  Now I live the lame ass life of a non-delivery boy and let me tell you, if I could deliver anything for a living now I would do it in the beat of one heart.

6 months ago  /  13 notes